it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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