no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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