Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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