Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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