She's JV to your varsity
I hate all girls vehemently.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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