Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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