what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
try to milk me bitch
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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