But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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