I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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