Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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