their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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