Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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