all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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