another moral hangover. fuck.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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