Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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