That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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