At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
lol hangovers are for mortals.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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