for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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