i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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