It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
