eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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