Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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