I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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