she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
no you cant smoke seaweed
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just blew my weed a kiss
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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