so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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