sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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