Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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