i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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