Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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