If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Randomize
