OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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