She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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