and i looked up. we had an audience...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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