Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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