we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
