Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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