The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
