At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i love accidental penises.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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