I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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