He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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