He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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