forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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