the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
