this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
this hospital has no fireball
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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