It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I could make wine with my vomit
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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