no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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