Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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