she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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