Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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