Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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