question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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