i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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