Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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