did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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