I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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